$168,600 Lands 3B Burns for Vipers
Sportswriters questioned the wisdom of the freshly signed pact between <Brian Burns:player#9127> and <Verona:team#378> today. The deal, set at a $168,600 price tag, will run for 1 year.

On the face of it, all is well, though insiders say there could be repercussions in the clubhouse if <Burns:player#9127> starts running his mouth as he has been known to in the past.

Looking at his all-time stats, <Burns:player#9127> has a lifetime .256 average with 425 hits, 78 doubles, 7 triples, 108 home runs and 332 RBIs. To date he has scored 330 runs, walked 407 times and stolen 0 bases.